February 2012
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“SON-OF-A-BITCH-BASTARD-PIGS!!!”
– Why I’m not allowed to play Angry Birds anymore.
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Adventures in Grocery Shopping
Ben: I need a bag of potatoes.
Me: Just because our ancestors had to suffer through the potato famine does not mean you need to buy a bag every time we go to the grocery store.
“I KNOW! I’m all pro-no human being coming out of me, but then he goes all...”
– Me on Facebook Re: Benedict Cumberbatch
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Yesterday I had horrible sinus pain...so I broke...
…she brought me a pill, which I assumed was some kind of decongestant from the drugstore. I didn’t question it…I mean, she’s my mum…I can trust her, right?
Well, 4 or so hours later I’m still in pain & tell her so…she went to see if I could take another…
Long story short, turns out that the earlier pill was NOT a decongestant after...
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World of World of Warcraft
Me: [re: Thrall & my main WoW toon] That's Hecatate's Boo.
Ben: Whatever. You're just nameless ho #14 to him.
January 2012
9 posts
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Fritz: I can't read what you've written here.
Me: That's because it's written in Old High Gallifreyan.
Fritz: It really boggles the mind why you're still single.
Me: I'm waiting on the Doctor.
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“Josh, you look like an extra from Braveheart.”
– Me, Re: his scraggly beard & longish hair first thing in the morning.
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“You want a quest? I’ll give you a quest:
Oh great Ruby, you must travel...”
– Ben to me. He was playing WoW, and I was trying to assist him with a quest.
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Tonight my mother made the MOST kick ass cat head...
bustyzombiehookersfromspace:
…and when I was weeping with joy at the fluffy, hot, buttery goodness…
…she turned to me and said, “I’ll teach you my recipe, you know, so you have at least one culinary skill”…
HEY! I know how to mix drinks, does that count?
*For those wondering what the HELL a cat head biscuit is (I was wondering the same thing when I heard it called that)…it’s just a really...
“I had to do some gardening today. I’m basically a farmer now.”
– Ben
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Currently playing "fireworks or gunfire" out here...
…lamest NYE ever.
December 2011
12 posts
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“If any of our guys smoke or swear in your home, it’s free!”
– A radio commercial for some plumbing or electrical company in Birmingham, AL…
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“It felt like I was bathing in the lungs of a chain smoking granny….no,...”
– Ben on the body wash he was given for Christmas…it has menthol in it…
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Ben: *sprays me with the Axe body spray someone gave him for Christmas*
Me: Great, now I smell like someone from The Jesery Shore.
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Mom: Bugs are dirty and carry diseases!
Ben: So do half the half the hookers in Vegas.
“You’re like an ADD squirrel.”
– Ben, about me.
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Me: (leaving the kitchen) Carry on my wayward son!
Ben: Peace out, Kansas.
Can I reiterate how much I abhor Hart of Dixie?
DIE!!!!
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“You’ve corrupted my dogs! It’s only a matter of time before...”
– Ben, to me
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Ben: [walks into the room] Hey, Shelly! Belly. [evilly, at me] Ruby.
Me: Newman.
Ben: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT!
“It’s the weekend! Time to take my pants off.”
– Ben’s weekend started early… O.o
November 2011
4 posts
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This blog doesn't get updated that often...mainly...
you can find the main one at:
BustyZombieHookersFromSpace on Tumblr
or
Busty Zombie Hookers From Space on my actual blog…
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“This is Alabama. I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to not have alcohol of...”
– Me, stating my disgust at the lack of alcohol while watching the Alabama v LSU game.
“Don’t give in to terrorist actions!!!”
– Me to my dad after Josh pestered him in to allowing him to download something on his iPad.
October 2011
3 posts
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Me reading an ad for a face cream
Me: I want to look 10 years younger.
Mom: Then you'd look 13
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Ben: You are cray cray.
Me: I'm not the one jumping out of showers, scaring people.
Ben: That's perfectly normal.
Me: No it's not.
Ben: It is in this house!
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“You leaped into a mentally retarded person 31 years ago, and have yet to leap...”
– Ben, during our Quantum Leap marathon.
September 2011
2 posts
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“I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me not listening to...”
– Ben, yelling from down the hall.
“For all you astronomers in the room, I’m about to show you the dark side...”
– Ben, out of nowhere
August 2011
3 posts
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“[sung to the tune of ‘What A Wonderful World]
I see people of white,...”
– Ben
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“You’re infamous. Anyone who has ever read the book of Revelations knows...”
– Ben, insinuating that I’m the Whore of Babylon
July 2011
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It's Independence Day...
Me: Is it so wrong that I want to spend Independence Day watching a Doctor Who marathon?
Ben: Yes...you commie.
June 2011
9 posts
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“We’re going to the ‘Hee Haw’ part of Blount County…where...”
– Ben, re: our little impromptu Father’s Day outing.
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My favorite WoW character
Me: I'm a Warlock.
Ben: You're a Whorelock
...Down here on the farm... →
bustyzombiehookersfromspace:
…NEW BLOG POST…
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“{Singing to me}…My sister is a hooker, she sales her body for money…”
– Ben
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Watching Hercules
Ben: Hades wasn't really a bad guy.
Me: He did kidnap Persephone.
Ben: Maybe that ho needed to be kidnapped.
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“Josh, next time you have to pee, you have to go pee in the compost…you...”
– Ben…my parents bought a book about running a self-sustaining farm, he’s referring to a section of their book…we don’t actually do that.
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“Ruby’s over here looking at porn. She’s breaking Rule...”
– Ben, talking about me on Tumblr
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It is going to be a long night.
Ben: You don't tell me to 'hold on', you say 'yes, sir!'
Josh: I'm going to punch you in the face.
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WTF is that?
Ben: I was insinuating that you have horse herpes.
Me: That wasn't funny...or nice.
Ben: It certainly wasn't nice...it's yet to be determined if it is funny or not.
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Ben is eating a piece of fried chicken in front of...