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The wonderfully weird and often amusing things said by my family....and various absurd things from The South
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~ Monday, January 30 ~
~ Saturday, January 28 ~
- Fritz: I can't read what you've written here.
- Me: That's because it's written in Old High Gallifreyan.
- Fritz: It really boggles the mind why you're still single.
- Me: I'm waiting on the Doctor.
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~ Friday, January 27 ~
~ Saturday, January 21 ~
“ Josh, you look like an extra from Braveheart.
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— Me, Re: his scraggly beard & longish hair first thing in the morning.
~ Sunday, January 15 ~
“ You want a quest? I’ll give you a quest:
Oh great Ruby, you must travel to the great land of refrigeration and bring back the magical elixir known as beer.
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Oh great Ruby, you must travel to the great land of refrigeration and bring back the magical elixir known as beer.
— Ben to me. He was playing WoW, and I was trying to assist him with a quest.
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~ Saturday, January 14 ~
Tonight my mother made the MOST kick ass cat head biscuits I have EVER eaten…
…and when I was weeping with joy at the fluffy, hot, buttery goodness…
…she turned to me and said, “I’ll teach you my recipe, you know, so you have at least one culinary skill”…
HEY! I know how to mix drinks, does that count?
*For those wondering what the HELL a cat head biscuit is (I was wondering the same thing when I heard it called that)…it’s just a really freakin’ HUGE American Biscuit. They are supposed to be as ‘big as a cat’s head’…these were bigger than Aslan’s head and like biting into heaven.
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~ Saturday, January 7 ~
Football in the South! (by Majolifan)
This is so true…and I agree with Suzanne 110%.
Also…with that said…GEAUX TIGERS!
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~ Monday, January 2 ~
IT MEANS YOU’RE RACIST IN THE SOUTH TOO, just FYI…
(Source: breakitdowndance)
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~ Saturday, December 31 ~
Currently playing “fireworks or gunfire” out here in redneckland.
…lamest NYE ever.
